Tim Sykes To Tattoo Your Name On His Back: has he gone too far??

Quote from spinoza:

Wow, I did not know that freak Sykes was that desperate...

.....next he will be selling special "favors" at truck stops...

Quote from Tracy McGreedy:

Coming next. Tshirts, and the sex video of a dirty sanchez in action.

LOL...LOL...
..lots of money for Tim in that line of work....
 
Quote from marketsurfer:

totally messed up. i understand he will be using size 3 font--- will be able to fit 50k names plus--downright scary!!

surf
Is there any truth to the report that you, not wishing to be outdone, will embark on a similar publicity campaign by offering to tattoo, on another part of your anatomy, the names of financial luminaries who agree to be interviewed by you? I understand that the project is to be aptly named "Members Only." I also have it on good authority that, despite using a similar size 3 font, you will only be able to accommodate about 3 names or so, possibly increasing it to 4 names during those rare periods when you find yourself on the right side of a YM trade.

Kindly confirm or deny.
 
Quote from Thunderdog:

Is there any truth to the report that you, not wishing to be outdone, will embark on a similar publicity campaign by offering to tattoo, on another part of your anatomy, the names of financial luminaries who agree to be interviewed by you? I understand that the project is to aptly be named "Members Only." I also have it on good authority that, despite using a similar size 3 font, you will only be able to accommodate about 3 names or so, possibly increasing it to 4 names during those rare periods when you find yourself on the right side of a YM trade.

Kindly confirm or deny.

Thunder, Thunder, Thunder…sigh…
Two comments:
1. A crush is delightful and using your imagination is charming, but please leave surfs anatomy out of the discussion here, it makes me far too jealous.
2. If you truly need confirmation, surf could fit his and your entire family tree.. wouldn’t that be sweet… Surf and Thunderdog, side by side, on such a precious unit.
 
Quote from annaland:

Thunder, Thunder, Thunder…sigh…
Two comments:
1. A crush is delightful and using your imagination is charming, but please leave surfs anatomy out of the discussion here, it makes me far too jealous.
2. If you truly need confirmation, surf could fit his and your entire family tree.. wouldn’t that be sweet… Surf and Thunderdog, side by side, on such a precious unit.
Evidently, my imagination is only exceeded by your own. I'm guessing several-fold. I just find it annoying that your surf is endeavoring to attract gratuitous attention by leaving out that last sentence in the linked article:

"NOTE: This piece is a work of satire. The story is not real, and any quotes and events cited are purely fictional."

Of course it's a joke, but surf seems to thrive on such nonsensical attention grabbing. Note his similarly sincere and in-depth journalistic efforts such as his trend thread, his TA thread, his Seykota thread, his Niederhoffer thread...

At times I don't know whether he is engaging in parody or satire. However, for his benefit, I must assume it is the one or the other.

As an aside, I sense your jealousy as well although it remains unclear as to whom it is directed. Not to worry, my dear, you are still the apple of my eye. True, I have no idea what you look like, but I am automatically and inexplicably drawn to women with low standards. :)
 
Quote from nutmeg:

Enclosed is my check for $297 for DVD and free tatoo.

Sincerely,

Mike Hunt


I will follow. Check is on the way.



Sincerely,

I Am An Egotistical Prick Who Is Failure At Trading Who Now Has 90 Percent Of The Trading World Hating Me






Long name..I know...
 
Quote from marketsurfer:

http://hedgefunnies.com/2007/10/23/tim-sykes-makes-a-startling-announcement

<i>“…I am willing to tattoo my back with the names of every single buyer of my DVD/book combo. For those who aren’t familiar, I recently self-published my own book, An American Hedge Fund, which is going to go down as the best piece of financial literature of the 21st century. I’ve also recently released my trading DVD which gives all the secrets I used to make my millions! But apparently $297 is too much for all you sissies out there. I’m giving you an autographed copy of my book and a four-dvd trading tutorial! Well, it’s time that things change. If you buy my combination package within the next month I will tattoo your name to my back.”</i>

I dont know what is funnier..."best piece of financial literature of the 21st Century" or "Gives secrets I used to make millions".


Secrets that obviously dont work.....nice job TImmay.


Tim has offcially lost it....his book aint selling..nobody is buying his DVD.....talk about being on tilt.
 
Quote from EPrado:

I will follow. Check is on the way.



Sincerely,

I Am An Egotistical Prick Who Is Failure At Trading Who Now Has 90 Percent Of The Trading World Hating Me






Long name..I know...

LOLOLOLOL
 
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