Thursday is 'Poolmageddon' for trial lawyers

[Max E.]

LOL, that was pretty funny.....

Quote from nutmeg:

Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second no legs and the third has no body, just a head. They all line up, the whistle blows and "splash" they're all in the pool

The guy with no arms takes the lead instantly but the guy with no legs is closing fast. The head of course sank straight to the bottom.

Ten lengths later and the guy with no legs finishes first. He can still see bubbles coming from the bottom of the pool,so he decides he had better dive down to rescue him.

He picks up the head, swims back up to the surface and places the head at the side of the pool, where-upon the head starts coughing and spluttering.

Eventually the head catches his breath and shouts: "Three years I've spent learning to swim with my fucking ears, then two minutes before the whistle, some asshole puts a swimming cap on me!"

 

[Brass]

Quote from Tom B:

Did you actually read the article before making yet another ad hominem attack in these forums? You are almost 60 years old, yet you display the maturity of a 16 year old. Grow up and stop acting like a troll.

Yeah, I read it. I also read the posts that followed. If early 50s is "almost 60," then you must be almost 18.

 

[jem]

Quote from Brass:

Yeah, who wants to live in an inclusive environment where everyone can get to live their lives fully and with dignity, eh?

This just in: You guys are a collection of assholes and misfits.

The goal of helping to make the lives of the disabled a little easier should not include forcing everyone to make their previously built pools accessible at huge cost. How about all new pools and some large very profitable pools. Perhaps the mayor in larger town should set up a campaign to have a new pool privately funded.