Thought for the day............

acronym · Dec 11, 2007

Quote from nutmeg:

What law was that? I hadn't read about this. A mother with polio has newborn siamese twins?

You know-ignorance of the door.......is no excuse.....oh nevermind, wasn't that funny.

Yeah, your right, shouldn't go with something that ridiculous unless its gonna be used in punch line.

nutmeg · Dec 11, 2007

Wooosshh. Man, did that ever go over my head. Thanks for your patience. I think I had that woosshhh problem most of the morning. For the life of me I had a lot of trouble with a stock symbol this morning too.

acronym · Dec 13, 2007

Quote from nutmeg:

Wooosshh. Man, did that ever go over my head. Thanks for your patience. I think I had that woosshhh problem most of the morning. For the life of me I had a lot of trouble with a stock symbol this morning too.

Well it happens, but im definitely getting a refund on my copy of "joke-writing for dummies".

The whoosh factor, in the absence of bad jokes and poor puns, is normally a sign of distraction.
With xmas coming up, not surprising, it gets tougher every year to figure out what overpriced peice of crap people might like, then decide against it at the last minute, get grog instead and then drink it oneself due to bad holiday television programming.

Although i do have a book to give give away............

Don Bright · Dec 20, 2007

I couldn't resist this one, from today's Stock Traders Almanac.

"History is a collection of agreed upon lies." Voltaire.

Don

nutmeg · Dec 20, 2007

The (xyz stock) message board is full of company people, every fact is twisted, everyone lies. The stock took a dump. Fvck em all. The market is efficient. Merry Christmas Nutmeg.

acronym · Dec 20, 2007

Yes, merry christmas all !

Only a few sleeps left really, so i hope everyone has a good one, and that santa brings the correct malt liquor.

nutmeg · Dec 24, 2007

I'd like to know how many yhoo, hot mail accounts, e mail accounts, my space profiles and etc that have user names that contain the n word, any spelling.

acronym · Dec 24, 2007

Dilbert;
"You ever feel like your wallpapering fog?"

Wally;
"I don't get that invested."

Don Bright · Jan 4, 2008

From the Traders Almanac: "The symbol of all relationships among such men, the moral symbol of respect for human beings, is the trader."
Ayn Rand in John Galt's speech, Atlas Shrugged (1957)

(But we all know this already)

Don

nutmeg · Jan 4, 2008

"Ayn Rand in John Galt's speech, Atlas Shrugged (1957)"

Thanks. Good thought. I googled Ayn Rand in John Galts speech, hurts to think about it.