This will never happen again....

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On Wednesday of this week, at two minutes and three seconds after 1:00 in the morning, the time and date will be 01:02:03 04/05/06.

That will never happen again.
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It may happen 12 hours from that time. Unless you use military time.
 
Quote from gunslinger:

Dont know whats worse, youre jokes, or that you actually took the time to type them out.

I guess brits are not known for their humor, cept of course Benny hill and Monty Python
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lol - how about YOUR spelling (no E) - or is this yet another american bastardisation in the making????

:D

ps - i did a z10 special: c&p.
 
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lol - how about YOUR spelling (no E) - or is this yet another american bastardisation in the making????

:D
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I was sick the day they taught spelling in school
 
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If by never you mean 100 years from now, then yes, it will never happen again.

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i was listening to Paul Harvey in my mother's car on June 7th, 1989 at 11:53AM. he said "In exactly one and one half hour, the timeline will read: 1, 2-3, 4-5, 6.. 7... 8.... niiine.

as i kid i thought it was kinda cool, but now thinking about it after seeing this thread, i can't believe it was 17 years ago. i remember it like it was yesterday. age is creeping up on me.
 
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the words laboUr, behavioUr and neighboUr all have the letter 'u' in them as i have capetlised for you.
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Quote from FredBloggs:

lol - how about YOUR spelling (no E) - or is this yet another american bastardisation in the making????

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capetlised? Impressively, that's at least 2 misspellings within a single word (to a Brit) and as many as 3 (to a Yank). Fred, good to see spelling is your forte. :p Cheers, mate.
 
Quote from FredBloggs:

How many American tourists does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifteen. Five to figure out how much the bulb costs in the local currency, four to
comment on "how funny-looking" local lightbulbs are, three to hire a local
person to change the bulb, two to take pictures, and one to buy postcards
in case the pictures don't come out.



An American was telling one of his favorite jokes to a group of friends.

"Hell is a place where the cooks are British, the waiters are French, the
policemen are Germans, and the trains are run by Italians."

The lone European in the group pondered all this for a second and responded, "I can't say about the police and the trains, but you're probably right about going out to eat. A restaurant in Hell would be one where the cooks are British and the waiters are French - and the customers are all Americans."







A Canadian couple was strolling through a park in London and sat down on a bench next to an elderly Briton. The Brit noticed their lapel pins sporting the Canadian flag and, to make conversation, said "Judging by your pins, you must be Canadians".

"Indeed we are", replied the Canadian gentleman.

"I hope you won't mind my asking," said the Brit, "but what do the two red bars on your flag represent?"

"Well," replied the Canadian gentlman, "one of the bars stands for the courage and hardiness of our people in settling the cold expanses and broad prairies of our country. The other is for the honesty and integrity for which Canadians are known."

The Brit mulled this over and nodded. Having poor eyesight at his advanced age, and not being familiar with maple leaves, he then asked, "And what's that six-pointed item in the middle of your flag?"

"Oh, that's to remind us of the six words of our national motto," the Canadian lady piped up.

The Brit asked, "And what are those six words?" The Canadian smiled and replied, "They are 'Don't blame us - we're not Americans.'
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Those jokes are about as funny as a wet fart.
 
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