Well she won't have to to that Christmas shit this year, not on her way out the door except to line some friend's pockets.
This just in: Melania hates Christmas
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Yer not allowed to say Christmas anymore. You will offend everyone who does not do Christmas. Sorry man, yer cancelled.
By the way, the whole turkey thing coming up? Nope. There were no black people there so it must be destroyed, taking the "indigenous people" with it.
Buy some cranberry Jell-O™ for your family this Thanksgiving, or you are a racist.
(And if you buy Jell-O™, you are promoting animal cruelty because it comes from animal cartilage. So P.E.T.A. says you cannot do it either. Damn Hagen, what will you do?)
Wait, I know...Tofu...
Oh nos, wait, you cannot do that either, because Greenpeace will tell you that the death of trees and other plant life is evil, because green if also life. So if you kill the greenery, you will kill the spotted owl.
See? It always come back to that damn spotted owl. I hate that bird.
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I don't do thanksgiving, the kiddo does but ever since she became vegetarianish it's not that good. I'll have turkey for Christmas, which being in 96 percent of the world that is not América, I can
I don't do thanksgiving, the kiddo does but ever since she became vegetarianish it's not that good. I'll have turkey for Christmas, which being in 96 percent of the world that is not América, I can
Speaking of birds I do not like? The fucking wild turkey! Those assholes come around here all year long and peck and scratch around our bird feeders, you know, the ones to feed songbirds, and they come and tear up the lawn! If PETA wants to save them? They should pay me 100 bux per bird to save their lives, I'll bring them over there, and THEY can deal with the little monsters. Turkeys are evil birds. Ben Franklin was high when he wanted to name it the national bird. Must have been before he invented bifocals, because he did not see the devastation they do. And they have clutches of 8-12 each breeding cycle. Almost as bad as rats. Fucking rat birds. Sorry, ranting a bit. Mreh.
Turkey is very strange and exotic in Colombia, all frozen imports in tbe few richer gringo supermarkets though I have heard them out in tbe countryside a couple of times on farms (one or two birds) so they are catching on.
I do mozzarella slice wrapped in chicken, turkey ham and bacon when I get sick of just chicken, which I actually did just today, but if potato salad. Actually works great, just like turkey. Of course it has bacon..and turkey ham..
If you hear them in your backyard, kill them. They are an invasive species, and will eat all of your grain. Just...Kill them.
He finds this newsworthy . . . . he even made a thread.
.Can you imagine if Trump had said this?
Discussion in 'Politics' started by Tsing Tao, Monday at 4:35 PM.
This family is so confusing....one hates Christmas and another says this.....
Eric Trump says his father ‘literally saved Christianity’
President Donald Trump can add to his resume that he apparently “saved Christianity,” according to his son Eric Trump, the KFile posted on Twitter.
The moment came as part of a North Dakota radio interview. The middle Trump son rattled off a list of his dad’s accomplishments, saying of his father, “he literally saved Christianity.”
He didn’t give examples of how Trump managed to save the 2.4 billion people practicing the faith, or even what the president saved Christianity from. However, he did say that there was some kind of war going on between Democrats and Christians. Most of the elected Democrats in office are Christians. He didn’t provide any evidence, Christians aren’t being shot in the streets or thrown in jail. However, the first lady did complain she “doesn’t give a f*ck about Christmas decorations.”
Around the time the comments were made, allegations were surfacing that Trump openly mocked his Christian supporters as “full of sh*t.”
“They’re all hustlers,” Trump said, according to former Trump lawyer Michael Cohen.
“His view was ‘I’ve been talking to these people for years; I’ve let them stay at my hotels—they’re gonna endorse me. I played the game,’” a former campaign adviser to Trump said.
You can hear the video of Eric Trump in the tweet from the KFile below:
Eric Trump says his father ‘literally saved Christianity’
President Donald Trump can add to his resume that he apparently “saved Christianity,” according to his son Eric Trump, the KFile posted on Twitter.
The moment came as part of a North Dakota radio interview. The middle Trump son rattled off a list of his dad’s accomplishments, saying of his father, “he literally saved Christianity.”
He didn’t give examples of how Trump managed to save the 2.4 billion people practicing the faith, or even what the president saved Christianity from. However, he did say that there was some kind of war going on between Democrats and Christians. Most of the elected Democrats in office are Christians. He didn’t provide any evidence, Christians aren’t being shot in the streets or thrown in jail. However, the first lady did complain she “doesn’t give a f*ck about Christmas decorations.”
Around the time the comments were made, allegations were surfacing that Trump openly mocked his Christian supporters as “full of sh*t.”
“They’re all hustlers,” Trump said, according to former Trump lawyer Michael Cohen.
“His view was ‘I’ve been talking to these people for years; I’ve let them stay at my hotels—they’re gonna endorse me. I played the game,’” a former campaign adviser to Trump said.
You can hear the video of Eric Trump in the tweet from the KFile below:
Then the absolute reverse would occur. Fox news would released the "leaked tape" and the right would be up in arms over absolutely nothing.
He finds this newsworthy . . . . he even made a thread.
Can you imagine if Trump had said this?
Discussion in 'Politics' started by Tsing Tao, Monday at 4:35 PM.
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And what did I say in that post, dopey? That people were taking it out of context and it shouldn't be taken out of context. Though I see you omitted that point.
We can always count on you to bring absolutely zero value to this forum, other than being the forum Palooka.