This is your captain speaking: Please shit your pants.

[Banjo]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_upsho...t/scary-gaffe-adds-to-week-of-airline-mishaps

 

[nutmeg]

On Thursday, the Federal Aviation Administration proposed a record $24.2 million penalty for American Airlines, saying the company put passengers in danger by flying 14,000 flights with planes that didn't meet safety standards.
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Maybe lay off a few more mechanics -- save money to pay fine.

 

[killthesunshine]

This is your captain speaking: Please shit your pants!

ROFL

 

[LEAPup]

Quote from killthesunshine:

This is your captain speaking: Please shit your pants!

ROFL

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[nutmeg]

why when i scream in a Library, everyone just looks at me, but if i scream on a plane,...... everyone joins in!!?

 

[Lucrum]

"This is your captain speaking: Please shit your pants."

Shit my pants hell, I'd be flagging down a flight attendant so I could order a large stiff drink.

 

[killthesunshine]

Quote from Lucrum:

"This is your captain speaking: Please shit your pants."

Shit my pants hell, I'd be flagging down a flight attendant so I could order a large stiff drink.

you'd have the biggest load in your panties