This is why I'm single

[masterm1ne]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5jw3T3Jy70

I do not understand what makes women tick. A grown woman reduced to tears and emotionally triggered by a rare monkey?

 

[Max E.]

In my eyes, it seems even stranger that a grown man watches ELLEN........

But if you are really worried about being single, the first thing i would suggest is changing the channell off of ELLEN anytime you bring a date to your house.

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[syswizard]

Quote from masterm1ne:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5jw3T3Jy70

I do not understand what makes women tick. A grown woman reduced to tears and emotionally triggered by a rare monkey?

Dude - get a handle. Check out the Marriage thread and review the "Hot vs. Crazy" video. That will give you a clue.

 

[taclander]

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In my eyes, it seems even stranger that a grown man watches ELLEN........

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Hey I make no claims to go out of my way to be a macho beefcake dude, but I have never watched Ellen, oprah, the view, or reality tv. It worries me when a friend tells me about something he saw on one of those shows. Maybe sad on my part, but one of my few last bastions of joy is ripping friends who watch these shows and admit it. Good hearted ripping erupts, and then they remind me that I am married with kids and live those shows daily. LOL

 

[masterm1ne]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP4NMoJcFd4&feature=relmfu

Also cat lovers that cry if they can't hug them?

I didn't hear about that on Ellen's show, and my God I don't watch Ellen... my point was about Kirsten Bell!

 

[Lucrum]

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Is there a topless version of this video?

Preferably without audio.

 

[Lucrum]

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I do not understand what makes women tick.

Chocolate and money mostly. In fact this year I'm getting my wife what every woman wants for valentines day. A chocolate penis that ejaculates money.

A grown woman reduced to tears and emotionally triggered by a rare monkey?

A warning flag of being very high maintenance.