WHY???To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand bottom calling. The art is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the calls will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Orbit's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these calls, to realise that they're not just good- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike orbit truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Orbit's existential catchphrase "I found the bottom this time guys," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Orbit's genius wit unfolds itself on their forum. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a market bottom tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid
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"He who has a why to live can bear almost any how."
—Nietzsche


