This is what a market bottom looks like

orbit23 said:
Is this a bottom have i ever seen one. There is no such thing as free money or a certainty in trading, but buying SPX at 2300-2400 is like picking money from a tree.

Just look at the panic + weekly SPX chart is going to paint a bullish SFP pattern and a doji at the same time.

Buy now, hold till end of week , potentially until end of month(March) and thank me later.

Look at this comment, timestamp this thread and check back in a week. When all hope is lost, market finds a bottom.
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You people need to grow up! :fistbump::confused:
 
schizo said:
You people need to grow up! :fistbump:
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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand bottom calling. The art is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the calls will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Orbit's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these calls, to realise that they're not just good- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike orbit truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Orbit's existential catchphrase "I found the bottom this time guys," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Orbit's genius wit unfolds itself on their forum. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a market bottom tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid




this is a copypasta please don't kill me
 
i have found that it is a problem if you are intelligent.....

you see things early.....earlier than others.

so the others are all against you and that means only one thing in markets.....the smart intelligent guy gets killed.
 
gaussian said:
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand bottom calling.
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markets hammer a bottom
that is the first thing you have understand so you will not get one bottom but a series of bottoms close to each other.
so obviously bottom calling is more luck than art
 
padutrader said:
i have found that it is a problem if you are intelligent.....

you see things early.....earlier than others.

so the others are all against you and that means only one thing in markets.....the smart intelligent guy gets killed.
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but you've been calling bottoms all through the plunge?
 
Here4money said:
but you've been calling bottoms all through the plunge?
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yes
just calling them
i called the top too on feb 13.that one was perfect so forgotten by everybody
not trading them
i trade forex and my average trade hold is one min and there are 2-3 of them in 12 hours
 
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