Quote from Cocaine:
A Seinfeld short, featuring Stock_trad3r:
(buzz at the door)
Jerry (pushing the intercom button): Who is it?
StockTrad3r: Its me Jerry (he says in a depressed tone)
Jerry: Come on up
(Jerry opens the fridge to take a look, front door opens)
StockTrad3r (shoulders hunched over): I dont get it Jerry, I just dont understand how this could have happened.
Jerry: You know Stockie, the way I see it, the market is supposed to go...up when "its the best time 2 buy ever", not down.
StockTrad3r: Yeh, yeh
Jerry: Perhaps if this were the bizzaro world, you'd be right. Up is down, down is up....
StockTrad3r: I'm a wreck Jerry, I cant sleep, I cant eat, I feel as inadequate as ever!
Jerry: So what are you going to do?
StockTrad3r: Oh god Jerry, I'm broke. I have no other choice.....I'm moving back to Queens (he says with his head down, rubbing his bald spot).
Jerry: Back with your parents? Has it been that bad for you?
StockTrad3r: I can just picture it now, my mom scolding me with that horrible voice "why couldnt you be more like Lloyd Braun".....
(Jerry chuckles)
I think I'm going to be sick (StockTrad3r says as he runs for the bathroom)
Jerry: Yeah, that seems about right.


Quote from stock_trad3r:
Without a doubt this is is the best time 2 buy ever. The market is stronger thasn ever.
Tthe fed just bailed the markets which mans that they are aware of the so called bear and suborime problem and won't let it get much worse.
ALso the subprime is no big deal. No big headlines A fe hedgefunds going bust isnt a big deal. NO ones cares. I stil dont see why people are making such a big deal over some stupid funds and subprimes and lending and liquidity. Not a big deal I say again.
When the dow crosses 14000 again it wil be as if none of that stuff even mattered. All put behind us.
Also the smarties who want the market to go higher will win. We got strong revenue and tons of spendism and paymentism and consumer spending. We got coperationism, consumerism, monetizationsim, and smartism. A society of peoplespending money and voting in the 2008 elections. Borders OPEN! Need more crap labor

Quote from Cocaine:
A Seinfeld short, featuring Stock_trad3r:
(buzz at the door)
Jerry (pushing the intercom button): Who is it?
StockTrad3r: Its me Jerry (he says in a depressed tone)
Jerry: Come on up
(Jerry opens the fridge to take a look, front door opens)
StockTrad3r (shoulders hunched over): I dont get it Jerry, I just dont understand how this could have happened.
Jerry: You know Stockie, the way I see it, the market is supposed to go...up when "its the best time 2 buy ever", not down.
StockTrad3r: Yeh, yeh
Jerry: Perhaps if this were the bizzaro world, you'd be right. Up is down, down is up....
StockTrad3r: I'm a wreck Jerry, I cant sleep, I cant eat, I feel as inadequate as ever!
Jerry: So what are you going to do?
StockTrad3r: Oh god Jerry, I'm broke. I have no other choice.....I'm moving back to Queens (he says with his head down, rubbing his bald spot).
Jerry: Back with your parents? Has it been that bad for you?
StockTrad3r: I can just picture it now, my mom scolding me with that horrible voice "why couldnt you be more like Lloyd Braun".....
(Jerry chuckles)
I think I'm going to be sick (StockTrad3r says as he runs for the bathroom)
Jerry: Yeah, that seems about right.