This is ripe for the Bush administration to "use"

Quote from Pabst:

I bet your atheist ass will be PRAYING for SALVATION when that astroid's bearing down on you.
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NO WAY!

You think your god's gonna save YOUR pathetic little azz??

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Who are you??!

HE doesnt give two shites about you.

YOU are expendable, contrary to what HE says.

Dont read HIS words, LOOK at what HE does!

HE has MURDERED MILLIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HE says one thing BUT does another!

When that azzteroid hits your ass is meaningless history as is mine or gekko's.

Goodbye, SI O NORA! (But its been fun..!)

HA!

:-/
 
Asteroids spin on an axis.

So naturally they are a member of the axis of Evil.

Pre-emptive strikes NOW are the only possible course of action!

An asteroid if it hits the earth would be a weapon of mass destruction.

So what isn't clear? If you are not with US, you are with the asteroids!
 
Quote from Madison:

the first step for patriotic Americans should be declaration of a "war on asteroids," followed by cancellation of the 1st, 2nd, and 4th Amendments. after that, maybe a dept. of asteroid security could be set up. and national ID cards would be a good idea, while we're at it.
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We'll need a state religion, too, in order to effectively repent as a nation and appeal to God for mercy.

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