Why would you (in a right mind) call yourself THE ONION> What a dork. He should call himself The A$$H@LE. Either way, anything for a good laugh. Maybe CNBC should hire him t o make a Beavis and Butthead type investment show. I think we can find someone here (will not say names..) to play opposite of him. I can see it now
"Like I think the market might move tomorrow,... I'm going to buy like 5million shares of Mcdonalds....Then I'm going to buy Qualcom because it just has to go to $500 a share, I've got a feeling.."Yeah, Yeahh...Uhhhuhhhh.