this board is just for amusement

[aeliodon]

Absolutely this is one of the best comedy sites on the internet if you're looking for comedy.

Lots of newbies here act like veterans and start phishing for answers from real veterans, that's the game being played.

But every once in a while goldmine material gets posted but, interestingly, it usually has nothing to do with trading.

 

[Surdo]

Quote from virtualmoney:

Have you BACKTESTed your trading approaches?

Hey, you stole my horse's ass from one of my Sykes posts!
That is just not right.

 

[timbo]

Horse theft is a capital crime; punishable by hanging.

 

[nutmeg]

"Absolutely this is one of the best comedy sites on the internet if you're looking for comedy"


More like gallows humor, financial death is one tick away, impending doom lurks behind every boyaah, atta boy or high five.

 

[nutmeg]

Quote from virtualmoney:

Have you BACKTESTed your trading approaches?

Maybe online Lottery is more real than the markets and it's free
freelotto.com

The old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail a few feet in front of the sheriff.
"Howdy, stranger..."
"Howdy, Sheriff..."
The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of his horse, lifted its tail, and placed a big kiss were the sun don't shine. He dropped the horse's tail, and stepped up on the walk and aimed towards the swinging doors of the saloon.
"Hold on there, Mister..."
"Sheriff?"
"Did I just see what I think I just saw?"
"Reckon you did, Sheriff...I got me some powerful chapped lips..."
"And that cures them?" the Sheriff asked."
Nope, but it keeps me from lickin' em.

 

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[blackjack007]

Quote from forex-forex:

I'm the real deal, I walk the walk.

weren't you the boob who lost a lot of money on starbucks calls, then bought more, and lost more money, then later said you would leave the board and never come back?

 

[virtualmoney]

Quote from Surdo:

Hey, you stole my horse's ass from one of my Sykes posts!
That is just not right.

ok, here's a better visual to the term BACK(side)TESTing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4S8HfCAtTo

 

[cdcolvin]

Quote from Surdo:

Hey, you stole my horse's ass from one of my Sykes posts!
That is just not right.

Sykes & Dikes on Bikes

 

[stonedinvestor]

Quote from trader_david:

everyday lots of guys are busy with writing message board, they talk big, brag, try to get some attention, pretent to be master traders, try to show emtions..... what a board?

do you have time to study the market and trade? I doubt it!

Hope you don't mind David but I cleaned up your post-
it now says-

Everyday I wake up and find amazing stuff on Elite Trader. Sure some jokers like to spar back and forth about general direction but I have also found great knowledge. I feel I understand what makes markets go up and down now and I have even learned how to use the front page of ET as a counter intuitive investing tip. I am especially grateful to the stonedinvestor who not only finds time to run 7 accounts but also spreads his beautiful knowledge upon me near every day. Why just in the last week or so he took me out of the market before the correction hit and got me back in to an extent now for the rally saving me over 8% total performance. His new picks REGN, SQNM, REFR, JCREW, VAR, WU I'm sure will do as well as his last TEN which all scored beautifully. In fact when I sit back and think about it where would I be without Elite Trader and without the stonedinvestor? I don't even pretent to know.
Trader_David.