Thief In Hamptons Makes Off With $42 Million From Parked Car

[Banjo]

Honey I'm going to the beach house, taking some petty cash and stuff we might need.

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019...the+survival+rate+for+everyone+drops+to+zero)

 

[newwurldmn]

I think this is fake news. Only other source reporting it is a blog.

 

[mlawson71]

I hope it is, because the thought that there may actually be people foolish enough to leave that kind of money just lying around like that in a parked car is very depressing.

 

[destriero]

lol a Stradivarius, cash and bearer bonds worth $10MM, and a Faberge egg! This is bullshit.

 

[destriero]

It's a poorly written Hamptons "The Onion"

https://www.danspapers.com/2018/07/hamptons-police-interrogations-russian-forces/

 

[newwurldmn]

It's a poorly written Hamptons "The Onion"

https://www.danspapers.com/2018/07/hamptons-police-interrogations-russian-forces/

I only briefly looked at that and assumed it was a blog and not a satire site.

The fact that zerohedge picked it up is a little frightening.

 

[mlawson71]

So it's fake news after all?

 

[Banjo]

Of course it is, Sheese, am I the only one with a twisted sense of humor around here? I should have a left a .

 

[mlawson71]

I don't know, there is no limit to human foolishness, I can totally see some hapless rich kid leaving that kind of money lying around in a car.

 

[Option_Attack]

Bill Gates' car? Could have fallen under the seat. He might not have noticed!