It was tough. He was built like a Weeble so I couldn't analyze his muscular imbalances using the DTB2 method of fakery.
I would turn you out, dude. More of your asymmetric warfare stories, please! No mercy for you, Toodles.
6'3" and 260 trying to shoot his legs-LOL. You should have wound up with a boot in your face.
Go smoke a fag in the detumescence of your great victory.