'There's You, & US. UBS. We'll Even Smuggle Diamonds In A Toothpaste Tube For You'

I guess their slogan can go: "It's You, & Us, and especially Us." :D

Maybe: "It's You & Us and... hold that thought. I've got to to to the head and drop a diamond. Be right back.":D
 
Quote from 9999:

Swiss banks have been hiding money for decades, probably centuries.
Nothing new under the sun.
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middle ages. Since the Middle Ages. 9/11 changed it.

Here's another, for you smart guys that know nothing.
IOC has been on the SHO list for 500 days. You probably didn't see it, but there was a 400,000 share block traded after the close at over 40 bucks a share.

I was tipped on this about a week ago, but I never play this bullshit, because to play it is to condone it. And it DOES make it harder for everybody else.

Anyway, the 400,000 was a buyin and it was probably done by the wise guys as they spear each other for the las t precious buck. This morning, it's up 3 off the low. A no brainer, as the party that sold it is buying it back.. And some of you guys like Hydro qualify.

Remember, if you don't speak up, you're part of it. Ban UBS from the US, yesterday.
 
Quote from flytiger:

Tell me how these assholes keep a license. If it were me as an RR, they'd hang me from a bridge.
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BINGO!!!

look at the BS mess.....did they go after the CEO? The CFO? The Compliance guy? NO WAY...let's go after the hedge fund managers....who the F*ck was supervising them???
 
Quote from BullAlert:

UBS also told investors to stick it if they wanted to liquidate their auction rate securities. I had some money in these products at Merrill and they were honest enough to get me out at par.

<thoughtful, caring voice:>

"UBS. Possibly the most important two-person financial team. Well, as long as you don't need your own fucking money."

Scumbags.
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Yeah, I used to work with a guy who transfered over to "Wealth Management" (LOl :p ) to hawk that shit, like, a year ago.

He's a really bright guy ... but a real douche too. :( - [in retrospect, the perfect candidate, LOL ... OL some more]
 
Quote from musclemoney:

I guess their slogan can go: "It's You, & Us, and especially Us." :D

Maybe: "It's You & Us and... hold that thought. I've got to to to the head and drop a diamond. Be right back.":D
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No, the slogan should be;
"We neither confirm, nor deny your account, & Us."

Ahhh, but I do miss the Liechtenstein babes.

vas ist das?
 
Quote from ByLoSellHi:

...In one case, Birkenfeld even agreed to buy diamonds for a U.S. client using Swiss funds and ``smuggled the diamonds into the United States in a toothpaste tube,'' Birkenfeld said...
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On the plus side, consider how effective that combination would be against plaque buildup.
 
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I wonder how they are going to make up for the 200 million revenue shortfall. I wonder what will the feds do with UBS?
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I'm sure the Feds will make sure the High Net Worth clients at UBS get a referral to Goldman Jacks :mad: if a major investigation makes a stink.
 
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