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Million-Dollar Man March
In the largest chauffeur-driven protest in Washington's history, hedge-fund managers take to the streets.
Updated: 4:53 p.m. ET Sept 4, 2007
Sept. 4, 2007 - Demanding further intervention from the Federal Reserve to protect their endangered fortunes, thousands of the nationâs leading hedge-fund managers marched on Washington today.
Dubbed âThe Million Mercedes March,â the protest was said to be the largest chauffeur-driven demonstration in the capitalâs history.
Limousines started jamming the streets of Washington at approximately 10 a.m., as irate hedge-fund owners converged in front of the Federal Reserve building to demand stronger action to protect their imperiled riches.
Chanting âNo rate cut, no peace!â the furious money managers were pepper-sprayed by police as their protest threatened to take a violent turn.
Tracy Klujian, a hedge-fund manager from Greenwich, Conn., said that simmering anger in the hedge-fund community was âa powder kegâ waiting to explode. âWe have yet to see the ripple effects of this crisis,â Klujian said. âWhen these guys have to freeze their trophy wivesâ shopping allowances, thereâs going to be hell to pay.â
Klujianâs words seemed almost prophetic as a mob of angry trophy wives looted a Ralph Lauren boutique in East Hampton, N.Y., later in the day, stripping the establishment of its entire fall collection.
If the Fed fails to intervene, Klujian warned, an ugly situation among the nationâs wealthiest money managers will only get uglier. âA lot of these guys are mad as hell right now,â he said. âBut wait until theyâre down to their last billion.â
Elsewhere, FEMA announced that it would commemorate the second anniversary of Hurricane Katrina by returning phone calls from 2005.
