The worst movies you've ever seen?

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What are some of the worst movies you have ever paid to see (theater, video, download)?

I'm ashamed to say that I paid money to see "Little Nicky" (starring Adam Sandler) in the theater. It was so horribly bad that I left after 40 minutes and played video games in the lobby until the movie ended and my friends came out. Quite possibly the least funny "comedy" ever made.


Another train wreck that I had the misfortune of seeing in the theater was "Alexander" (starring Colin Farrell). It was more than three deliriously painful hours of homosexual flirting combined with some of the worst acting ever put on film. At one point I thought some 70's porn stars were going to walk on screen and start banging each other.
Even worse, my girlfriend wanted to see it so I was forced to sit through the whole thing. Sometime into the third hour, Alexander gets a spear heaved through his chest and I stood up and screamed, "Yes!!!! He's finally dead!!!". Much to my displeasure, Alexander somehow recovers from his gaping chest wound and the story plods on for another half hour of homoerotic nonsense.

Has anyone else seen some truly terrible movies that you care to share?
 
What was that sci fi one with bruce willis?
The sixth element? That SUCKED.
And that one with stallone, it was so bad i dont even remember the name. It nearly, nearly made it to the so bad its good rating, but didnt. What the heck was it called.............
 
Mask 2: Son of the Mask. Didn't cost us any money, and we were still ripped off. I haven't left a movie in a long time, 15 minutes into this one we were out the door.

Many years ago, Problem Child 2 premiered on broadcast TV, and I tuned in. 3 minutes into it I knew it was horrible, but it was so bad I watched another 10 minutes. It was head and shoulders (and hips and ankles) "above" the rest of the crowd of bad movies I've seen. IIRC, everybody who had anything to do with that movie has been hunted down and killed (including John Ritter), and all known copies have been destroyed.
 
stop or my mom will shoot
and Oscar, lord!!! what a Crap. (both with stallone)

the son of mask is worst in the new century!

Catwomen
batman and robin
Gigli
battlefield Earth
Glitter
freddy vs jason.

those movies can make you cry.
 
Oh, yeah, that STANK. Not that watching 1 min 20 seconds of a film counts as watching it though i guess.
Do you know the film im talking about, starred stallone, wesley snipes, denis leary, and sandra bullocks pants?
 
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Oh, yeah, that STANK. Not that watching 1 min 20 seconds of a film counts as watching it though i guess.
Do you know the film im talking about, starred stallone, wesley snipes, denis leary, and sandra bullocks pants?
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Demolition Man.
 
The movie is "House". I doubt anyone has seen this movie, but my freshman year in college, a bunch of us rented this movie (don't ask me why), and watched it in a dorm room. It was suppose to be a horror movie but the movie was so god awful that we were literally in tears from laughing so hard. I don't know, maybe that's a good thing. But this movie has to be the worst movie I have ever seen in my life. It stars William Katt from the "Greatest American Hero" fame.
 
I think it was Demolition Man dammm what a killer jajajajaja

another stallone killer is Judge Dredd..

I think stallone is the king of the hill
and get ready for Rambo IV and Rocky Balboa 2007.
 
Thanks, it was demolition man, i thought judge dredd was a masterpeice by comparison. I guess sandra bullocks pants should have received top billing.
Had they put sandra bullocks pants and rob schneider in the same film, it probably would have been better.

Yeah, there should be a differentiation between movies that were made to be bad, and the big budget efforts-you really cant compare gigli to " biker sluts in zombietown", for example (although the latter was a far superior film).
 
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