Let's not be get hung up on Trump's failures, few as there are. Lets look at some of his greatest successes, like when he succeeded in moving Hurricane Dorian from Florida to Alabama saving the East Coast. He did it with a Sharpee. Nobody ever seen anything like that before!
That was a truly great achievement, but not as great as when Trump was able to identify the elephant on his cognitive test. Then later they sprung this on him and he Aced everything.
“It was 30 or 35 questions. The first questions are very easy. The last questions are much more difficult. Like a memory question,” Trump continued. “It’s like, you’ll go, ‘Person, woman, man, camera, TV.’ So they say, ‘Could you repeat that?’ So I said, ‘Yeah.’ So it’s, ‘Person, woman, man, camera, TV.’ OK, that’s very good. If you get it in order, you get extra points.”
Then, “10 minutes, 15, 20 minutes later” in the cognitive exam, “they say, ‘Remember the first question?’ Not the first, but the tenth question. ‘Give us that again. Can you do it?’ And you go, ‘Person, woman, man, camera, TV,’” Trump said. “They say, ‘That’s amazing, how did you do that?’ I do it because I have, like, a good memory. Because I’m cognitively there.”
