The U.S. "Trucker Convoy"

So in a repeat of Canada -- the people on the ground in the U.S. Trucker Convoy wonder where all the money went. They are suddenly realizing that the donors and themselves have been completely defrauded... and it is just a matter of time before the "leadership" faces wire fraud charges.

Truck convoy drivers wonder where the donated money went -- and what the mission is
https://www.rawstory.com/convoy-trucking/

Former federal prosecutor suggests 'People's Convoy' organizers could face probe for potential wire fraud
https://www.rawstory.com/peoples-convoy/
 
The doling out of commemorative items came after the convoy's leadership met with a number of Republican politicians on Capitol Hill Tuesday, including Texas Sen. Ted Cruz, Sen. Ron Johnson, Rep. Matt Gaetz and Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene.

Translated:

"We met with the guy what left his state when things got cold . We met with this other guy who likes underage girls. We met with that fella who said that the January 6th folks didn't scare him as much as black people did. And, of course, we met with that gal who calls out Jews for having space lasers. And, I gotta tell you, I was impressed. WE left our homes. WE like underage womens. WE get scared by black people. And WE are always worried what the Jews - not Israel, mind you, we love Israel - but what these Jews are doing with their space weapons. Here, have a plaque."
 
Convoy Lyrics

Ah, breaker one-nine, this here's the Rubber Duck
You gotta copy on me, Pig Pen, c'mon?
Ah, yeah, 10-4, Pig Pen, fer shure, fer shure
By golly, it's clean clear to Flag Town, c'mon
Yeah, that's a big 10-4 there, Pig Pen
Yeah, we definitely got the front door, good buddy
Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a convoy

Was the dark of the moon on the sixth of June
In a Kenworth pullin' logs
Cab-over Pete with a reefer on
And a Jimmy haulin' hogs
We is headin' for bear on I-one-oh
'Bout a mile outta Shaky Town
I says, "Pig Pen, this here's the Rubber Duck
"And I'm about to put the hammer down"
'Cause we got a little ol' convoy
Rockin' through the night
Yeah, we got a little ol' convoy
Ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on and join our convoy
Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way
We gonna roll this truckin' convoy
'Cross the USA
Convoy! (Ah, breaker, Pig Pen, this here's the Duck)
And, you wanna back off them hogs? Convoy
Yeah, 10-4, 'bout five mile or so.
Ten, roger. Them hogs is gettin' in-tense up here
By the time we got into Tulsa Town
We had eighty-five trucks in all
But they's a roadblock up on the cloverleaf
And them bears was wall-to-wall
Yeah, them smokies is thick as bugs on a bumper
They even had a bear in the air!
I says, "Callin' all trucks, this here's the Duck
"We about to go a-huntin' bear"
'Cause we got a great big convoy
Rockin' through the night
Yeah, we got a great big convoy
Ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on and join our convoy
Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way
We gonna roll this truckin' convoy
'Cross the USA
Convoy! (Ah, you wanna give me a 10-9 on that, Pig Pen?)
Convoy! (Negatory, Pig Pen, you're still too close)
Yeah, them hogs is startin' to close up my sinuses
Mercy sakes, you better back off another ten
Well, we rolled up Interstate 44
Like a rocket sled on rails
We tore up all of our swindle sheets
And left 'em settin' on the scales
By the time we hit that Chi-town
Them bears was a-gettin' smart
They'd brought up some reinforcements
From the Illinois National Guard
There's armored cars, and tanks, and Jeeps
And rigs of ev'ry size
Yeah, them chicken coops was full'a bears
And choppers filled the skies
Well, we shot the line and we went for broke
With a thousand screamin' trucks
An' eleven long-haired Friends a' Jesus
In a chartreuse micra-bus
Ah, Rubber Duck to Sodbuster, come over
Yeah, 10-4, Sodbuster?
Listen, you wanna put that micro-bus in behind that suicide jockey?
Yeah, he's haulin' dynamite, and he needs all the help he can get
Well, we laid a strip for the Jersey shore
Prepared to cross the line
I could see the bridge was lined with bears
But I didn't have a dog-goned dime
I says, "Pig Pen, this here's the Rubber Duck
"We just ain't a-gonna pay no toll"
So we crashed the gate doing ninety-eight
I says "Let them truckers roll, 10-4"
'Cause we got a mighty convoy
Rockin' through the night
Yeah, we got a mighty convoy
Ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on and join our convoy
Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way
We gonna roll this truckin' convoy
'Cross the USA

Convoy! (Ah, 10-4, Pig Pen, what's your twenty?)
Convoy! (OMAHA? Well, they oughta know what to do with them hogs out there fer sure)
Convoy! (Well, mercy sakes, good buddy, we gonna back on outta here, so keep the bugs off your glass and the bears)
Convoy! (Off your tail, We'll catch you on the flip-flop. This here's the Rubber Duck on the side)
Convoy! (We gone, 'bye, 'bye)


Edit: Here it is. I think.



Trying again:

 
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gwb-trading said:
So in a repeat of Canada -- the people on the ground in the U.S. Trucker Convoy wonder where all the money went. They are suddenly realizing that the donors and themselves have been completely defrauded... and it is just a matter of time before the "leadership" faces wire fraud charges.

Truck convoy drivers wonder where the donated money went -- and what the mission is
https://www.rawstory.com/convoy-trucking/

Former federal prosecutor suggests 'People's Convoy' organizers could face probe for potential wire fraud
https://www.rawstory.com/peoples-convoy/
More...

It's just Grifting...

The $2 Million Question: What Did the D.C. Trucker Convoy Donations Buy?
The trucker convoy has largely been making it up as they go, but truckers are grumbling that they don’t know the endgame or what all the donations have been used for.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-d...-what-did-the-dc-trucker-convoy-donations-buy
 
Not only do the "convoy truckers" complain endlessly about the bad traffic in D.C. --- now they are complaining that everyone is flipping them off. Well dipstick, when you come to town with the deliberate intent of further slowing traffic then what do you expect.

Convoy Trucker Not Pleased That DC Drivers Keep Flipping Him Off
“Birds are flying everywhere. That’s the kind of people that live up there,” a trucker with the People's Convoy lamented.
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/dc-trucker-convoy-flipping-bird_n_622a56dde4b0e01d97a841ee
 
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