The TudorJones official hedge fund fan club thread

[Reaver]

Quote from TudorJones:

I always called it "Assets Under Management", but I guess I wasn't the one who invented shorting it to just AUM. But, I like it since it is much shorter and convenient to use.

LOL

oh okay. LOLOLOL

 

[TudorJones]

Quote from MandelbrotSet:

Are you actually trying to hold an intelligent conversation with some idiot who works at a restaurant and pretends to be a hedge fund manager?

I work at a Private Equity firm, and the partners allowed me to use my office as my own start up hedge fund office.

 

[Reaver]

Quote from TudorJones:

I work at a Private Equity firm, and the partners allowed me to use my office as my own start up hedge fund office.

LOL this keeps getting better and better.

 

[TudorJones]

Quote from Reaver:

getting better and better.

I'm the real deal.. .

 

[MandelbrotSet]

Quote from Reaver:

LOL

oh okay. LOLOLOL

My point exactly.

The guy runs a hedgefund but he has absolutely ZERO (0, nothing, none, not even a temp job) corporate experience?

Tell you what Tudor Jones, I'll take my steak medium-rare, with a mixed-salad and a baked potato, butter with a sprinkle of garlic.

 

[Reaver]

Quote from TudorJones:

I'm the real deal.. .

hahahahahaha

Oh okay, thanks for that. As long as you promise you're not telling us a fib!

 

[Reaver]

Quote from MandelbrotSet:

My point exactly.

The guy runs a hedgefund but he has absolutely ZERO (0, nothing, none, not even a temp job) corporate experience?

Tell you what Tudor Jones, I'll take my steak medium-rare, with a mixed-salad and a baked potato, butter with a sprinkle of garlic.

And some of those awesome rolls with butter too. mmmm

Don't forget the au jus!

 

[TudorJones]

Quote from MandelbrotSet:

The guy runs a hedgefund but he has absolutely ZERO (0, nothing, none, not even a temp job) corporate experience?

Since when is running a hedgefund required work experience ?? Just off of my memory, I can recall 5 fund managers who never worked in a corporate job and now are the largest shareholders of couple of companies.

 

[nyxtrader]

This is a joke. How many investors do you have? What is your AUM?

What Ivy league school did you attend? Did you buy your degree?

What type of fund are you?

 

[MandelbrotSet]

Quote from nyxtrader:

This is a joke. How many investors do you have? What is your AUM?

What Ivy league school did you attend? Did you buy your degree?

What type of fund are you?

Here's where Tudor Jones got his Masters in Finance from:

Buy Your Degree ... that's why he had to come here to ask what AUM stood for.

P.S. When I first saw him post that question, I was in shock, I mean, there was just no way he didn't know what AUM meant, right?