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Bogle's reputation was built on low-cost index funds. Active fund managers hate index funds because there's not enough "vigorish" in index funds. For example, in 2004 the $101 billion Vanguard 500 Index Fund (VFINX: news, chart, profile) received almost $180 million in operating fees. Shareholders in the actively managed Fidelity Magellan (FMAGX: news, chart, profile) paid almost $400 million in expenses on $57 billion in assets. And yet Vanguard's 10.7% return beat Magellan's 7.5% in 20
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Best bet is learn to manage your own money. It's not rocket science.