Quote from Vienna:
Surfer, crossing his extensive 5th Avenue Office(S), sipping a Mint Julep: "Perkins! Bring me my Top Hat and my Spats! I am going to saunter over to 6th Avenue and see how the Technical Analysts live... just for laughs, you know".
Perkins: "Very well, Sir. But please be careful of the Riffraff. I mean, good lord, apparently there are even people living west of the Hudson river, digging for potatoes and such".
Surfer: "Yes, I heard of them....how crude... they live in what is called "godforsaken hick towns" and seem to eke out a living scratching in the dirt and pouring over Charts (imagine!) at night in their miserable hovels... don't they know that the secret to the markets is to short tops until the arrival of the predicted Death Spiral?"
Perkins: "Very well put, Sir! After you are done with the Dow, what would you like to corner next? The bond market?"