The Surf Report

[marketsurfer]

Quote from Vienna:

What are "plus hedgies" and why are there so many of them?
And what about the lazy farmers? Why are they not mentioned here?

hahaha you made my evening thanks.

yes I forgot the fast money schemers and lazy farmer dreamers. there is a smattering of those here too. my apologies to the forgotten parties.

surf

 

[Vienna]

Quote from marketsurfer:


the SURF REPORT is read by several 100 million plus hedgies, journalists, best selling author(s), one ultra beautiful woman, a terrorism expert from the UN, a grandmaster, several high level academics, a quant or two, and many others in industry/business/academics.



surf

My own trading blog on another website is read by several unemployed actors, a ventriloquist, a bearded lady and a trio of illiterate Swiss mountain dwarfs.

 

[marketsurfer]

Quote from Vienna:

My own trading blog on another website is read by several unemployed actors, a ventriloquist, a bearded lady and a trio of illiterate Swiss mountain dwarfs.

thanks for reminding me!

yeah, i have an unemployed actor, several zurich gnomes, and a washed up reality TV star.

Don't want to leave them out!


surf

 

[Tracy McGreedy]

but if we don't like it, can we still berate you?

Quote from marketsurfer:

ok, thats fine with me. boo away! i'm quite happy with my long term audience here and have made many friends from this journal.

the SURF REPORT is read by several 100 million plus hedgies, journalists, best selling author(s), one ultra beautiful woman, a terrorism expert from the UN, a grandmaster, several high level academics, a quant or two, and many others in industry/business/academics.

if you don't like it, don't read it.

surf

 

[Thunderdog]

Quote from Vienna:

My own trading blog on another website is read by several unemployed actors, a ventriloquist, a bearded lady and a trio of illiterate Swiss mountain dwarfs.

I can only imagine the advertising dollars you must be raking in with those demographics. Most fascinating, however, are the three illiterate Swiss mountain dwarves who read your blog.

 

[Vienna]

Quote from Thunderdog:

I can only imagine the advertising dollars you must be raking in with those demographics. Most fascinating, however, are the three illiterate Swiss mountain dwarves who read your blog.

Well... the mountain dwarfes are OK, because I am a technical analyst (remember, I live in the subway tunnel beneath Marketsurfer's Fifth Avenue offices).... they don't have to read, they just have to look at charts. When there is a buy signal, they blow the Alphorn.

Which- by the way- is how the blind jazz musician gets his entry signals....

 

[Thunderdog]

Quote from Vienna:

...they don't have to read, they just have to look at charts. When there is a buy signal, they blow the Alphorn...

What a remarkable coincidence. As it happens, there are quite a few folks here at ET who blow their own horn as well. (Should Baron ET ever decide to have a theme song for ET, I have no doubt that he would select a number from the Big Band era.)

 

[marketsurfer]

It has been only 5 trading days since the final entry into the YM short--- B/E 13174 about 100 fast points from here. as the daytraders and market divine order gurus breathlessly call out their fractional gains/losses continually lubricate the market mechanism by the vig; realizing that exact timing is impossible, with any consistency, the surf report readers are sitting back, awaiting the market to play out as the tried and true analysis indicates. "if your gonna fish, fish for the whales or stay on shore" surf

maintaining OIL shorts with nice profits here.


still no entry into CDS... awaiting possible


regards,

surf

 

[marketsurfer]

Quote from Pekelo:

OK, it is time to come clean, I am a beautiful academic who also knows a lot about terrorism...

hot !


surf

 

[Tracy McGreedy]

the voice of mediocrity is ever so loud. i've taken the liberty to edit your comment to better fit the situation at hand.

Quote from marketsurfer:

[deleted]realizing that exact timing is impossible, with any consistency ["cos i suck at it"], the surf report readers are sitting back, awaiting the market to play out as the tried and true analysis indicates. "if your gonna fish, fish for the whales or stay on shore" surf

maintaining OIL shorts with nice profits here.


still no entry into CDS... awaiting possible


regards,

surf