Oh, I have always pictured Redneck on front porch with his dog name Old Blu a rocking on his chair that looks like it is on it's last five minutes. He is a selling a 1998 Saturn for cheaps money of $3,000, odometer says 3,500 miles and 2_bits come strolling on by to check out car, Redneck limps on down with his two canes saying it was his mothers last car she had before she went into the skies and she only drove it once a week on Sunday, golly 2_bits thinks he gots a steal, he pays Redneck the cash without a test drive cause old Redneck looks to be in a great deal of pain to even go for a test drive in that hole pitted area he calls a farm, them pigs wallowing for any kind of fresh meat, so Redneck says it needs a good old fashion tune up and a bit of new air in them tires. 2 bit starts up the car and huge cloud of exhaust comes out and it is a missing and herky jerky down the road she a goes, Redneck says keep the petal to the metal or shes might stall on you, little does 2_bits know Redneck has his sheriff/tow truck driver son down behide the biilboard sign that says 15mph as Redneck going out to the barn to push another 1998 Saturn out, hmmm einee Minnie moe, I have twelve colors so this next one be midnight blue, so hes a pushing that car to replace the other one and he has thems canes on the roof. Redneck sure loves his "hobby" for Sunday afternoon, he laughs out loud it was a bargain to get al these 1,000 Saturns that he got that really had 1,003,500 miles on them for $12 and he just had to pick them up at railroad station. Well Redneck gots to go down to Skies casino to meet up with MaMa for another Sunday buffet and tell her he sold another Saturn, cha-ching. Yep, Redneck gots that saying down real good that he just a simpleminded dumbass.
Well before 2_bits know it, it is in jail cause he was a doing 55mph screaming down the hill on no breaks and broke a dozen rules of the road cause Old Blu County has and Bubba Redneck saz he is the sheriff and he is justs a simpleminded dumbass as he putting handcuffs on 2_bits for the dozen violations he has committed, no safety sticker, no insurance to boot, well bubba saz you in luck though caz he the only tow trucker in the county and he can hook that car up for only $5,000 bucks manatory, oh you don'ts have it on you, well mees going to have to puts you in jail till our judge can come by when he can, but hes very busy cause on Sundays he has dinner with his MaMa at Skies casino.
Yea boy, cant' always tell a pullback from a reversal, you must have one hell of a crystal ball to know beforehand, some pullbacks turns into reversals and some reversals turns into pullback.
I started trading as a hobby and I still consider it a more than full time hobby that I retired long ago from my hobby, even when I was losing, never considered it a job and I have fun calling it various things. My job is really looking for cheap cars for old Redneck and putting holes in his farm and his house is that 32 room mansion on other side of town. I am sure lucky redneck lets me have that side room to his barn for my cot and fast internet speed for meez laptop. hes a nice guy, he brings meez back some leftovers from the buffet, so green stuf and blue stuff, hot damn.