Quote from nutmeg:
You can change almost any "Title" just by adding the phrase "in my pants".
For example, some current "Titles"
The shot that was heard `round the world in my pants.
Attention: I am now long! In my pants.
How to manage this beast? In my pants
Recession Officially Over, U.S. Incomes Kept Falling in my pants
Solyndra #2 Involves Congressman's Son in my pants.
(Just trying to help ya out here.) Since you're mister xifved it today

Quote from TGregg:
So what do you think the protestors will say about the future US bailout of the EU? Everyone knows it's coming. Seeing as how these protesters are pretty liberal and the EU is pretty socialist one wonders if perhaps that bailout will be OK by these guys. . .