Hey! The Amish are cool. As are the Mennonites. Neither of them put up with crap. They just do their thing, quietly and efficiently.
formalgold, whoever he is, is exactly the opposite: loud and inefficient, in the sense that he has no idea how to make real money, and never will. But he'll loudly proclaim his prowess.
Only the occasional sweet young thing who actually believes his crap for more than a minute will know the real disappointment of finding out what's behind all those protestations of prowess....
More's the pity. Such a waste of talent. I'm talking about the girls, natch.