'The Rock' is the GOPs secret weapon

Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson entertains presidential campaign

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He has several crucial assets that could make him formidable.

1. He was known as the Peoples' Champion.

2. The Rock has "millions and millions of fans."

3. No one in politics can withstand the Rock's two signature moves, the People's Elbow and the Rock Bottom.

4. The Rock can arch one eyebrow independently. Hillary Clinton cannot move her face at all because of massive botox treatments and plastic surgery.

5. The Rock still looks great in wrestling tights. Ted Cruz does not.

6. The Rock will break the gridlock in Washington because when the Rock wants your opinion he will tell you what it is.

7. "Know your role jabroni" is a great foreign policy.

8. The Rock will erase the gender gap problem by flexing his 22 inch biceps.

9. Vin Diesel will serve as the Rock's VP.

10. Vladimir Putin will keep his shirt on around the Rock.
 
Obama has set the bar so low that almost everyone thinks they are qualified to be president.
Really? I thought it was the low bar set by the Republican contenders that opened the floodgates. The Rock fits right into that group with his theatrics. He chose well.
 
Which US President had less relevant experience and qualifications than Obama when he was elected?
You mean the Constitutional law scholar and senator whose experience included bringing people together? Until, of course, the GOP made it their sole objective to impede his every step regardless of what that step might be? (See Merrick Garland for latest example.) You mean the guy under whose watch the economy was saved from utter disaster? The guy under whose watch OBL was taken out? You mean that guy?
 
you mean impeded in the sense of the term that removing the sequester and in increasing the budget, like funding obamacare, and funding more immigrants or trade deals? If the gop had designed to stop Obama, Donald Trump would not be leading. Ted Cruz would be the darling of the establishment.
 
You mean the Constitutional law scholar and senator whose experience included bringing people together? Until, of course, the GOP made it their sole objective to impede his every step regardless of what that step might be? (See Merrick Garland for latest example.) You mean the guy under whose watch the economy was saved from utter disaster? The guy under whose watch OBL was taken out? You mean that guy?

"Constitutional law scholar?" That's a good one. Of course you can prove me wrong by citing one article in a scholarly journal written by Obama.

Turns out being a community organizer, lifelong affirmative action beneficiary, sleazy local Chicago machine pol and narcissistic personality disorder sufferer are not ideal qualifications to be president.
 
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