Geez... Did ANY of you ET A-Holes go to college? Take a course in Logic? Study any of the hard sciences? Can you perceive an "either/or, probability favorable, limited risk" play on the markets?
What?.. you want the market to hand you $Millions just because you managed to scrape up 5 Grand to open a trading account?
Sheesh!
What?.. you want the market to hand you $Millions just because you managed to scrape up 5 Grand to open a trading account?
Sheesh!

then, it's You who suffer, not me.