1) A little movie that I just saw called 'The Happening.'
It was so bad that I don't even feel the need to write the other 9 reasons.
Hey, M. Night Shyamalan, if you're reading this, I would like to see you throw yourself underneath a ginormous lawn mower (the kind they cut golf courses with) for daring to make a movie while you were obviously tripping on acid, overwhelmed by how incredible it was (in your hallucinogenic state of mind), and then actually releasing into mainstream distribution.
It was so bad that I don't even feel the need to write the other 9 reasons.
Hey, M. Night Shyamalan, if you're reading this, I would like to see you throw yourself underneath a ginormous lawn mower (the kind they cut golf courses with) for daring to make a movie while you were obviously tripping on acid, overwhelmed by how incredible it was (in your hallucinogenic state of mind), and then actually releasing into mainstream distribution.