The new weapon in crimefighting... prayer

From the article:

"There had been a killing, and there was a fear of reprisals," he says. "So people were asked to pray simply that there would be no more violence. And there was no more violence."


Just like me. The other day I prayed there would be no cyclones today. And today there was no cyclone. 'Nuff said.
 
The next time a cop sees me flying by at double the speed limit, I'd appreciate that instead of pulling me over, he should just pray to Jesus that I see the error of my ways, and voluntarily turn myself in.
 
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