Quote from brettman9:
You start a hedge fund. You hire 100 novice traders. You match their capital 3:1. You set up a trading floor with individual trading stations.
BUT - and here's the kicker - you have a trading interface with the buttons switched. Everytime they think they are buying, they're actually selling. They see their p/l * -1 (i.e. when they think they're having a bad morning, and they start to trade emotionally and lever up to get it back, they're actually having a hugely good day).
When they think they have lost all their original money, you let them go and hire replacements, telling them that you absolve them of their losses and refund them their original money (which, of course, is a small portion of the huge gains they have made for you).
The details of exactly how to set it up are unimportant...the key point remains: If you believe that trading is hard, on average, and the odds are that most traders will fail, at least at first, then you also believe, ipso facto, that the inverse of those statements is also just as true for an inverted trading interface (ie, trading is easy, on average, and the odds are that most traders will succeed, at least at first). Their decision-making would be a consistent money machine.
I think this would actually work in practice (except for possible legal issues).
I also believe that it is proof, for the trading nihilists who seem to show up on this website from time to time, that consistently winning trading is possible.
You're the OP and this is your thread. So you get to do what I suggest and make the money.
Set up a circular room with screens facing in and great trader seating facing out. On each trading setup alternate the markets traded.
Recruit only proven detractors and guys who criticize others. Use TZ, T28, ivanovich, bighog, RN and T^^^ as models. You will only need about 25 to set world records.
The mechanics of the room are very important. The trading desks move clockwise and the seating center disk moves counterclock wise. The indexing of the floors is set up so that periodically one or the other moves but never by waiting the same amount of time. Trading desks always go in the market arbitrarily when the desk is moved. These 25 traders are moved every so often too and they can be moved more than one position in a move. The movements are as they say "random" or at best "chaotic". Use chaotic.
Traders can ONLY do EXITS of the trade they found already underway. Then they sit until they are moved to another station to do their criticizing and exiting. Make them wait and watch after they fucked up.
You can always be setting the scene (remotely) and be mind fucking these guys as you wish. The bigger the assholeness they exhibit, the more you fuck with their minds as they arrive at each station.
Their job is to only outsmart the trade they find underway with their critically honed detractor minds.
As the week goes by the trading hours change relative to regular trading hours. To keep these people upset with their peers, change the seating daily so different people sit next to each other. always make the following day an hour longer too. By Friday you will really be churning out the profits.
Flipping a switch to do the same or opposite could be optional; probably using trending and rangebound as the criteria would be a refinement you could do after a while.
Do profit sharing artificially. Keep decreasing the share as each week goes by.
Naming the organization is tricky. Smartass, Inc would appeal to the employees, probably.
Newbies aren't any fun. The criticizers and detractors is where the highest bullshit level is located. Exits is the place where they really screw up too. LOL......
This could replace Cramer, I bet......