The most RIDICULOUS patent in the universe - God bless America!!!

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"US5443036: Method of exercising a cat"

http://www.delphion.com/details?pn=US05443036__
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What is claimed is:
1. A method of inducing aerobic exercise in an unrestrained cat comprising the steps of:

(a) directing an intense coherent beam of invisible light produced by a hand-held laser apparatus to produce a bright highly-focused pattern of light at the intersection of the beam and an opaque surface, said pattern being of visual interest to a cat; and
(b) selectively redirecting said beam out of the cat's immediate reach to induce said cat to run and chase said beam and pattern of light around an exercise area.
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LOL!!!!!!!

how the hell did you find this
 
Quote from Gordon Gekko:

seems like something TM_Direct would invent
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Let's sue ET for unauthorized usage of this one:

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I'm sure we could become millionaires by the blink of a judges eyelid :D
 
Quote from Riskmanager:



Let's sue ET for unauthorized usage of this one:

:(


I'm sure we could become millionaires by the blink of a judges eyelid :D
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Maybe we can get that judge that was caught playing with his "gavel" in France a short time ago, I'm sure he's the type of judge that literally let's it all hang out in court.:eek: :eek:

Vega:D
 
Quote from Gordon Gekko:

seems like something TM_Direct would invent
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Actually, my next invention involves you as mobile human sperm bank...this way all the guys can make night time deposits in you until your ears are oozing:D
 
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