The Many Books Written by ET Members

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"Stochastic Process in my Head: Teaching Newbies the Art, Fineness & Subtleness of Technical Anomalysis" - Jack Hershey

"From Jewellery Design to Theoretically Profitable Scalping: a Genius Journey" - Scientist

1,200-page comprehensive book written in total 345 minutes thanks to TypeQuick(c) program, while:
- driving from Germany to Australia in a sports car,
- trading eminis from a palmtop with few dozen shortcuts and fully automated tasks,
- replying to some non-friendly ET members,
- winning 1st place in Virtual Stock Exchange, Poetry, Marital Arts contests online,
- reading New Dawn Magazine.

"Mastering Skills of Clear Expression" - murray t turtle

"Elliott Waves, Wall Street, Big Politics & Science: Great Conspiracy, Concrete or Abstract?" - harrytrader
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LOL! Nice one! :D

Further sequels written by me;

"How to type at 7,000 rpm while doing 150WPM in your sports car"
"The complete idiot's guide to amphibious sports car modding"
"Palmistry for the advanced emini trader"
"How to win at everything for dummies"
"Marital Arts and the Art of Merit"
"A Guide to the Dark Side of the Force or: Why Darth Bush doesn't read New Dawn Magazine"

Other great works by fellow ET's;

"How to create a nickname nobody can understand or pronounce" - DT-waw
"The Complete Idiot's Guide to starting trouble and finding victims" - DT-waw
"Mr.Market and Me - Reminescences of a homoerotic relationship" - DT-waw
"I wish I could scalp - Confessions of a penny-stock investor" - DT-waw

"I'm not really sure whether my performance is as great as I claim, but I sure know a lot of stuff" - Jack Hershey
"A fool and his money are lucky enough to get together in the first place" - Gordon Gekko
"You f***** P**** you **** your **** ! *** you ***! or the Art of Swearing" - BOSS_HOG
"How to kill everyone at SF and Double Dragon on the SNES beyond 2003" - Party Animal
"bwahaha SUK MY LEFT ONE SYS or : How I became a flaming legend" - FasterPussycat
"An Indroduction to Modesty or : Build me a Temple!" - mrmarket
"Growing up in the house of Hussein" - mrmarket
"A moderator and a mighty sword" - inandlong
"I will not tolerate deviation from subject" - Magna
"Traders and mutual love amongst the Fraternity" - candletrader
"How to make funny pics and make ET members laugh their socks off" - TM_Direct


~The Scientist :cool:
 
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Let me check, I think this is off-topic.... :confused:
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LOLOL! Man, if Baron weren't paying me $50K a year, it would be a lot harder to do this job.

It will be even sweeter once our 401K plan kicks in with the 100% matching.
 
"How to Spend Your Free Time Regardless of Financial Status" - candletrader & FPC

"How to Build ROCK SOLID Relationship: Secrets of Love" - candletrader & FPC

"How to Give a Woman 26 Consecutive Orgasms. I'm HUGE" -mrmarket

"Cutting Hair is for Losers: I Have Never Seen a Better Trader Than Me" - mrmarket
 
"The Seven Habits of Highly Invective People" -- FasterPussycat

*"Wealth and Hypocrisy" -- AAAinthebeltway (j/k ;) )

"The Lion, The Witch and The Warroom: American Foreign Policy and the Weapons of Mass Delusion" -- Aflonso, forward by Kymar Fye.


"The Older I Get, The Better I Was: My Life" -- the Scientist


"Rosencratz and Guildenstern are Wed: The Slippery Slide To Gay Marriage" -- Alfonso


"Investment Piker" -- Gordon Gekko


"Elitist Trader: A Treatise On Self-Aggrandizement" -- dbphoenix


* a play on Kevin Phillips' book.
 
How to say " Nasdaq is breaking out in 10,000 words or less"
By Jack Hershey


" I cut, I paste, therefore I am"
By MSFE

" The true conspiracy behind the Smiley icons"
By Harrytrader
 
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How to say " Nasdaq is breaking out in 10,000 words or less"
By Jack Hershey


" I cut, I paste, therefore I am"
By MSFE

" The true conspiracy behind the Smiley icons"
By Harrytrader
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:D very good ones
 
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