The Many Books Written by ET Members

[aphexcoil]

“What do you mean I’m short ES?! Learning to deal with the unexpected.” -- Gordon Gekko

“It’s right there in the f#%@ing manual. Excelling at Customer Service.” -- Def

“Go to Hell Asshole! How to Win Over New Friends.” -- daniel_m

"Fibbing around in Futures" – Quah

“Avoiding the Shade – Enjoying The Sands.” -- Metooxx

"I survived the Dot.Com Bubble – How to Make a Million and Never Post." – Baron

“Six Colorful Pills – My Prescription for Handling Psychosis” – Max401

“Roaming the Streets – A Guide to Caring for your New Puppy.” -- Nitro

“The philosophy of Bullshit – Secret Eastern Methods to Sounding Profound.” -- Publias

“Digital Art – Photoshop Techniques for the Gay Man.” -- Optional777

"Stroking your Beard to Financial Freedom" – Oldtrader

“Get this Kid Out of Our Basement.” -- Gordon’s Mom

“Yada Yada Yada -- Talking the Market to Death for True Profits" – BobCathy

“Iraq, conspiracies and Government Propaganda – Paranoia and your Profits” – Babak

“Get your Spurs On – Riding it All the Way Home.” -- Bungrider

“1,700 Posts Later, I’m still just as Stupid.” -- Aphie

“Bitch and Moan – The Market Hates You.” -- qdz

“Linux for Winners – Trading under a Different OS.” -- Madison

“I Spilled My margarita – Walking through Hot Sands Again.” -- Metooxx

“One Market, One Man, One Plan – Busting Balls with ETFs” – QQQBall

“fundamentals are for Faggots.” -- Tech Analysis

“Trading in Lancaster – Why did I Marry this Amish Bitch?” -- CandleTrader

“Everything in Moderation – How to Edit Other Peoples’ Books.” -- Magna

“HTML for Idiots – How to get those little squiggly lines in your Domain Name” – ChasinFla

“Looking up Short Skirts – Where There is Grass, Play Ball!” -- Tampa

“Message in a Bottle – Get me Off this f#@king Island!” – Seanote

“Straight Pimpin’ – Running Capers” – Don Bright

“22 Degrees, 45 Degrees – Find an Angle to the Market!” -- WDGann

"Increasing the Size of Your Position in a Liquid Market." -- INANDLONG

 

[patefern]

clever and funny, surely you have more.

 

[inandlong]

that is hilarious aphie. Very funny.

 

[bobcathy1]

 

[Madison]

very nice....

 

[nkhoi]

I heard "22 Degrees.." got good review

 

[Dantheman]

You forgot

"The art of crafting fine meats and cheeses" by Ernie Barsamian

HE IS $$$$HUGE$$$$

 

[richtrader]

Quote from Dantheman:

You forgot

"The art of crafting fine meats and cheeses" by Ernie Barsamian

HE IS $$$$HUGE$$$$

Funny... I was actually going to mention him. I'll never forget "bring me your finest meats and cheeses". An entertaining day on ET that was....

 

[bobcathy1]

Would You Like Cheese with that Whine?
The Quitter's Guide to the Stock Markets....
by Assorted Authors

 

[js1257]

definitely your best post