Quote from Lucrum:
Job posting for US congressmen:
*Only experienced applicants need apply
*Must have committed at least one felony, however neither a conviction or time served are required
*Must have at least five years of taking bribes
*Must have at least three years of mis allocating campaign funds
*Law degree preferred but not required
*Minimum six years of lying with straight face on camera (no exceptions)
*Must have lied under oath at least 12 times (documentation required)
*Must have cheated on at least 3 federal and 1 state tax returns
*Must have cheated on spouse no less than 5 times
*Teleprompter reading and photo texting skills a must
Naked tweets a "plus".