Libertarianism in One Lesson
In the beginning, man dwelt in a state of Nature, until the serpent Government tempted man into Initial Coercion.
Government cannot own things because only individuals can own things. Except for corporations, partnerships, joint ownership, marriage, and anything else we except but government.
Taxation is theft because we have a right to squat in the US and benefit from defense, infrastructure, police, courts, etc. without obligation
Libertarians invented outrage over government waste, bureaucracy, injustice, etc. Nobody else thinks they are bad, knows they exist, or works to stop them
Money that government touches spontaneously combusts, destroying the economy. Money retained by individuals grows the economy, even if literally burnt
Private education works, public education doesn't. The publicly educated masses that have grown the modern economies of the past 150 years are an illusion
Market failures, trusts, and oligopolies are lies spread by the evil economists serving the government as described in the "Protocols of the Elders of Statism
Central planning cannot work. Which is why all businesses internally are run like little markets, with no centralized leadership.
All food, drugs, and medical treatments should be entirely unregulated: every industry should be able to kill 300,000 per year in the US like the tobacco industry
The "Party of Oxymoron": "Individualists unite!"
No compromise from the "Party of Principle". Justice, happiness, liberty, guns, and other good stuff come only from rigidly adhering to inflexible dogmas
Only libertarian economists' Nobel Prizes count: the other economists and Nobel Prize Committee are mistaken.
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