Continued:
This is your President speaking: Iâm and rescinding any and all future tax cuts. The $350 billion tax cut for the wealthy was not a good idea. We could use that money now. I encourage all wealthy people, possibly people who make over $200,000 a year, to send as much cash as possible to the relief effort.
This is your President speaking: Iâve ordered all National Guard locations that for the most part are empty most of every month to open up their doors to take in refugees.
This is your President speaking: Estimated destruction for Katrina may be over $100 billion. That sounds like a lot of money. But Iâve already spend over $300 billion in Iraq and I have nothing to show for it. I guess I made a slight error in judgment. So, signal or no signal, I am pulling the troops out of Iraq.
If the Iraqis arenât ready to march to the beat of Freedom and Democracy now, they never will be. Weâll continue to help them but at a much, much reduced level. I am diverting the money to the Southeast where people will be given, not loans, but cash payments for their property that was destroyed. I have introduced a bill in Congress that will make it mandatory for insurance companies to insure all people in need of flood insurance at a price that is affordable. If the insurance companies refuse to work with me, Iâll work out the details for them. For decades, theyâve been making a fortune off the backs of the American people anyway. We have to get real.
This is your President speaking: Iâve announced a plan for Universal Health Care for all citizens of New Orleans as a pilot program for Universal Health Care for all Americans. Prescription drugs that can save lives and that can stave off chronic diseases, illnesses, and injuries will be available for free to all that require them. Drug companies will be reimbursed by the Federal Government to provide them with a reasonable profit, and no more. Itâs a matter of national security to have healthy Americans. If the drug companies donât like it, they can go to hell and get into the business of making potato chips or something else.
This is your President speaking: We certainly need prayers. But what do prayers and God have to do with raising oodles of money to build mega churches. Any church that can afford to buy an entire stadium and spend $95 million to renovate it-----well, thereâs something askew there. So I am calling on all churches to distribute their donations back to the people for food, clothing, medical help, utilities, and education. I am sure God will still accept us in Heaven even if we donât build huge, multi-million dollar monuments to Him. Letâs back to reality.
This is your President speaking: After this disaster has been resolved I will be asking my entire Administration and Cabinet to offer me there resignations and I will be choosing a new team to get America moving again. âWe havenât turned any corner and arenât near any corner to even turnâ. âSmall businesses will never be able to ban together to get cheap health insurance. Thatâs a crock of shit.â âThe economy isnât strong, itâs teetering on the edge. Iâve spent way to much moneyâ. âThe tax cut for the wealthy was a big mistake. It accomplished nothing and didnât create a single job.â
This is your President speaking: Fidel Castro of Cuba and Hugo Chavez of Venezuela have offered to send help to the hurricane victims. Thatâs great. We can use all the help we can get and it will be much appreciated. Castro has offered to send 1600 doctors and medical personnel as well as medical supplies. We sure can use that kind of help. I hope I can return the favor to Cuba when they experience their next hurricane.
Mr. Chavez has offered to sell some oil at a reasonable price----a price much more reasonable than we can get from other sources. Weâll take it. And thanks to all who have offered help
-----------While Iâm at it, I think Iâll end that ridiculous 45 year embargo against the island of Cuba. How absurd. What does it accomplish other than adding misery to one of our neighbors. The embargo is hereby ended by Presidential decree. Iâll sign it into law today. The people of Cuba and all Americans can now freely travel to that nation to visit relatives, to vacation, and to conduct business. Thanks Fidel. Weâll work out the details in the coming months.
This is you President speaking: Lastly, Iâm concerned about the pets---family pets. Pets, dogs and cats, are part of peopleâs families. They should not be abandoned. Iâve instructed all rescue personnel to evacuate pets with their owners. I am arranging the ASPCA to arrange for special facilities for pets where they can be cared for if separated from their families. I have instructed special relief supplies of pet food, fresh water, leashes, pet cages, muzzles, pet mediations, and hundreds of veterinarians in order to help the many dogs, cats and other animals that are suffering, that are homeless and that are in distress. A registry of lost pets is being set up so people can find pets that are lost.
âThis is hardly the ownership society. If I donât get unemployment and gas prices under control itâs going to be the foreclosure and bankruptcy society soon.â
âI tried to stay the course on the fight against terrorism but itâs proved to be the wrong course so I am going to change course.â âThe troops will be coming home soon. Thatâs the signal.â
We can do it together. May God bless âmerica.
James Boyne
dboyne@aol.com