IMAO: Sneaking Weapons Past the Enemy
"You know how James Bond has weapons disguised as common objects, like bazooka pens, so he can sneak his weapons past the enemy? Well, what if Obama is a big peacenik president who is like, âI donât like weapons. Weapons are bad. No more weapons.â Then the military may need to hide weapons in common objects to sneak them past him.
MILITARY COMMANDER: These arenât bazookas. Theyâre pens. Weâre just making the military lots of pens.
OBAMA: I dunno. Something seems fishy here. What does the military needs with pens? I thought everyone in it was illiterate and thatâs why they got stuck in Iraq.
MILITARY COMMANDER: No, thatâs⦠Hey, look what I found! Itâs a bucket that looks approximately the size of your head.
OBAMA: Interesting. Being a very smart person, I do have an intellectual curiosity about such things. Now, if I look at the radius for this bucket and remember the equation for the volume of a cylinder, then⦠Ahh! I got the bucket stuck on my head!
MILITARY COMMANDER: Quick! Arm up the military before he gets it off!
Yeah, thatâs pretty much how I envisioned warfare would be like in the 21st century."
