The Go LONG Song!

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5Pillars

This song is dedicated to all the ET perma bulls who keep posting threads about why we are all stupid for not getting in LONG for the big breakout ---

*** "If your LONG your WRONG" ***

They got you "all-in"
- it aint gonna be a win
You were conned to be LONG
- your not liking this song
You took the CNBC bait
- it was all against your fate
As you begged for the breakout
- broker slammed you with a margin call shake out
Your were trapped in your LOSING positions
- remember it was always from YOUR decisions
The globalist's are laughing at you
- they punked your ass and its not new
You were always SO RIGHT
- as the dollars in your account took flight
Your on your last grand
- makin your ET last stand!!!

:D
 
I may be long
but at least I have a big dong

The market can't fail
cause I listen to Dan Quayle

The FED will bail me out
I have no doubt

Happens time and time again
cause my name is Big Ben

Borrow, borrow, borrow
that is America's sorrow

Print more money
its not real funny

Lower the rates
that is the fate

Go back to 1%
so I can get bent

Pump the markets up
I don't give a fuck.



Anywhere care for a bear rhyme?
 
Okay, I'm bored and the Go short song freestyle:


Go short, short, short
but don't yet abort

Oh no, I have to cover
before the summer

Why can't we sell in May and go away
Bulls just want to stay and pray

Why can't these banks fail once and for all
I want another BSC to fall!

Die goldilox die
I hate that Larry Kudlow guy

Red, red, red
I need some more bread

Capitulate once and for all
CNBC will cry for all and GE will continue to fall

Where's my 401k?
my company is so gay

Raise the god damn rates
please Ben shut the money flow gates

You did it again you dumb fuck
and lowered the rates

It's option expiry Friday and I am deep in the money
But Ben you did it again Thursday night
keeping the Bulls in the fight

Looks like I have to sell the next rally
and you live to fight another day Sally.
 
Die banks die
just like that Adami Guy

Dilute and kill the common
just like WB has done

Bring in the foreign money
really not that funny

Kill the greedy Yanks
and all their banks

Why did I invest in banks
cause this all stanks

I'll catch the falling knife
since I have no life
 
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