The Freedom Party

Humpy

Humpy

If you have any pet likes/hates then lets us know, so we can incorporate them into our party manifesto.
 
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Is this going to be like Freedom Fries?
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Flies more like, so far.

Perhaps I should start the ball rolling by

1. Raising the minimum wage.
 
Talk about lead balloons !

The whole world really can't be held to ransom by 2 turkey cocks in Washington.
There should be a " road map " to resolution of serious problems before they plunge the world into economic chaos. For instance:-
1. 10 days to reach a compromise or failing that
2. It is decided by the toss of a coin or failing that
3. pistols at dawn
 
Take the tax off alchohol and petrol

At least one could afford to get sozzled and go places.

Preferably not at the same time.
 
Drugs could be sold over the counter legally. But only to adults for their own daily consumption. i.e. not sold by the bucketful to dubious characters for resale.

This would put many organised criminals out of business.
 
All pensions to be put into a pool and paid out equally.
At least the poor could spend their retirement in some comfort. Something to look forward to ? Treat the grand children ?
 
Where did all the fun of the 1970s and 1980s go ?
Swamped by too much tax, foreign wars etc. ?

Surely there are better alternatives to being a donkey or elephant ? Their policies are so boring and incompetent. Just the usual money sucking politicians ?
 
Quote from Humpy:

Talk about lead balloons !

The whole world really can't be held to ransom by 2 turkey cocks in Washington.
There should be a " road map " to resolution of serious problems before they plunge the world into economic chaos. For instance:-
1. 10 days to reach a compromise or failing that
2. It is decided by the toss of a coin or failing that
3. pistols at dawn
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Pistols at dawn? Isn't D.C a gun free zone? We must comply with the current law.
First I would suggest taking all 535 current members of congress and introducing them to the hangmans noose. No pistols. Pistols are dangerous. Then we randmonly select 535 adults from the phone book. Thank you for volunteering. You have 10 days to fix it. Can't do it. Introduction to the hangmans noose. Next 535 are selected. I doubt we'd hang many more before things got done.
I also think Cheerleaders should be naked, but being a reasonable guy:eek: , I would settle for them wearing thongs.
 
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