The fake news media is trying to give me the virus says Trump

[El OchoCinco]

Lessons learned haha

South Korea sets up drive-through coronavirus testing

 

[PoopyDeek]

Ooooof. No shortage of chlorine in that gene pool.

You shouldn't have taken your leper selfie down.

You couldn't produce a kid this good looking in 1000 lifetimes.

 

[PoopyDeek]

Jesus, my dogs have better breeding than you. But then, Loki's (below) dad was best in breed at the NDS. No shit.

 

[Option_Attack]

My daughter has a std poodle. Great dog.

 

[PoopyDeek]

My daughter has a std poodle. Great dog.

You know it! We have two minis from the same litter. Ridiculously smart. My daughter wants a standard as well.

 

[LacesOut]

You shouldn't have taken your leper selfie down.

You couldn't produce a kid this good looking in 1000 lifetimes.

Already produced two of em that make the broads' panties drop, bub.
Difference between us is I don't showcase my kids on public websites...
I guess that was you bragging to someone you don't know...

So You go ahead and 'show off' your kid.
I'm sure he's proud of his bet welching Daddy...

And that fucking ugly mutt...LOL...
Ugh...not a fan...

 

[PoopyDeek]

Already produced two of em that make the broads' panties drop, bub.
Difference between us is I don't showcase my kids on public websites...
I guess that was you bragging to someone you don't know...

So You go ahead and 'show off' your kid.
I'm sure he's proud of his bet welching Daddy...

And that fucking ugly mutt...LOL...
Ugh...not a fan...

Dude, stop. Your Quasimodos with the tentacles would break the internet.

 

[Cuddles]

Trump now testing the press corp:

light your candles to belzebub:
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/president-trump-reveals-he-took-coronavirus-test

inb4: Nice try Acosta, nice try