Quote from FireWalker:
Maybe Mom can offer me an "income insurance" policy? I don't know. Mom (insurance company)? Can I please please please have a raise in my allowance? I have a child to support and must make child support payments. Come on Dad (tort lawyer) how do make that stick. I'll give you 33% of my allowance.
Alright Dad (tort lawyer), I have worked really really hard and come up with fun good ideas and stuff. Can we sue someone? I'll give you 33%.
Here are some of my ideas:
1. a patent that harvests natural resources from ocean water and can clean the oceans of pollution. It is called "Trapping Discrete Particles in Fluids". You can look that up. It's real.
2. a website idea for raising cash for books, and movies, and business ventures, and patent development. I call it "Book Futures". It's kind of like an Amazon.com for investment capital.
3. a real estate idea to build housing for single moms (or dads). I have the basic architecture drawn out, the contracts, the ownership and management details all worked out. Took me a year to do that one. I call that "Kid's Courtyard". Financed by pooling education loans and grants. 3% of the single mom market = "lots of moola". EDIT: I designed that for rock-solid safety for mothers and children. No sex zone. No abuse zone. Safe and secure regardless what monsters might move in. Self-policing too. As I said, it took me a year to figure out how to do that.
4. I think I solved monetary science with an idea I call "Promise Language". All transactions are promises to deliver value. I came up with that all by myself. I think it also leads to a physics equation that kind of explains life and karma too, but that's theoretical. The Promise Language protocol does solve money for sure.
5. I have an idea to soften women's fake boobs that I call the Booberator. It might also work for clitoral stimulation while the girl shops around town. I also have a medical-like idea that might fix older natural boobies that are sagging. EDIT: I think the Booberator would make a really good infomercial.
I have a few more ideas, but isn't that enough work for Dad to let me have a raise in my allowance? I am almost out of money and might have to beg on the street for food soon. EDIT: My real mom and dad said I was too old to move back in with them.
...on summer vacation.