The economy is so bad that:

[Cassie]

Quote from nutmeg:

Hootie is down to one blow fish.

omg LMFAO, you're a funny one nutmeg!

 

[shortie]

Quote from killthesunshine:

... they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck...

LOL

 

[LEAPup]

The economy is so bad they're adding an N on the end of the DOW.

 

[killthesunshine]

The economy is so bad that I saw a van full of LEGAL immigrants illegally crossing the border to Mexico.

 

[Pension_Admin]

China and India started to outsource production and IT to the US for its cheap labors.

 

[hoodooman]

Snow White laid off the seven dwarfs and hired the three stooges and a munchkin.

 

[nutmeg]

The economy is so bad that: the porn industry has gone tits up!

 

[nutmeg]

The economy is so bad that: the SEC is watching scrambled porn.

 

[TIKITRADER]

A hooker asked to borrow $100 until she can get back on her back

 

[nutmeg]

The economy is so bad that: The post office lost 3.5 billion last quarter.

(So far this is the federal government's most successful enterprise.)