The differences between Shia and Sunni Muslims

[Banjo]

The conflicts between Shia and Sunni Muslims go back to the seventh century and the death of the Prophet Muhammad.

http://www.businessinsider.com/the-differences-between-shia-and-sunni-muslims-2015-10

 

[Ricter]

"Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"

"He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"

"He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too!"

"Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over."

 

[jem]

you are even willing to play the fool for the left even though you are not?

"Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"

"He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"

"He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too!"

"Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over."

 

[rangecontraction]

No difference. They are all the enemy.

 

[Ricter]

you are even willing to play the fool for the left even though you are not?

You need to take a break from here. That joke is simply a copy and paste. It was voted the funniest religious joke in worldwide voting a year or two ago.

 

[rangecontraction]

The Shia and Sunni are both terrorists e.g. Iran is Sunni and ISIS is Shia.

We need to get em all!! Humanity is better off without em.

 

[Tsing Tao]

You need to take a break from here. That joke is simply a copy and paste. It was voted the funniest religious joke in worldwide voting a year or two ago.

I thought it was funny

 

[AAAintheBeltway]

The Shia and Sunni are both terrorists e.g. Iran is Sunni and ISIS is Shia.

We need to get em all!! Humanity is better off without em.

You have it backwards. Iran is shia and ISIS sunni, as are the Saudis.

 

[rangecontraction]

You have it backwards. Iran is shia and ISIS sunni, as are the Saudis.

OK, but they are all the same. We need to get em all, to protect the USA.

 

[jem]

it wasn't the quality of the joke its that you have developed a pattern that every time you see a subject that is not good for the left... you try to diffuse it with a misdirection.

Posting that joke was an attempt to implicitly point out muslim differences are just like christian church differences. Which is ridiculous considering the scale of he violence. (I know a terrorist sympathizer's next trick is to bring up Northern Ireland -- so lets compare Isis, Iraq and Iran and Hezbollah to the NRA .)

You need to take a break from here. That joke is simply a copy and paste. It was voted the funniest religious joke in worldwide voting a year or two ago.