The Chuck Norris thread

[Yours truly]

Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.

 

[Yours truly]

If you play Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you will hear Chuck Norris banging your sister.



didn't know if this one belonged on this thread or the led zeppelin thread

 

[Yours truly]

Chuck Norris is always on top during sex because Chuck Norris never f*cks up.

 

[flytiger]

Tried to return his "Total Gym" for the full refund......


<img src=http://elitetrader.com/vb/attachment.php?s=&postid=1885686/>

 

[William Rennick]

Quote from flytiger:

Tried to return his "Total Gym" for the full refund......


<img src=http://elitetrader.com/vb/attachment.php?s=&postid=1885686/>

Thats Dr.Skidmarks after I introduced myself.

 

[blackhorseshoe]

this cracker got his ass kicked by the legendary BRUCE LEE.

WE ALL KNOW THAT WHTMEN CAN'T JUMP, RUN, FUCK, FIGHT, ETC.

 

[CaptainObvious]

Chuck Norris Sniper Skills On Everyday People - YouTube