The Chuck Norris thread

[nutmeg]

Quote from Optionspoet:

Chuck Norris can make a paraplegic run for his life.

 

[eastside]

Don't forget about the Chuck Norris CHEETO

http://cgi.ebay.com/cheeto-norris-l...1QQcmdZViewItem

 

[Kingofposters]

Chuck Norris counted to infinity.......twice.

 

[Kingofposters]

Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

 

[William Rennick]

When Chuck Norris talks, EF Hutton listens.

 

[Kingofposters]

Chuck Norris can watch an episode of "60 minutes" in 22 seconds.

 

[Kingofposters]

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

 

[stanleyp]

A cobra once bit Chuck Norris in the leg. A few days later they had to put the cobra down.

 

[William Rennick]

The Russians and Chinese have agreed to destroy their nukes and disband their militarys under one condition. Chuck Norris must turn neutral and move to Switzerland.

 

[William Rennick]

Quote from stanleyp:

A cobra once bit Chuck Norris in the leg. A few days later they had to put the cobra down.

Stan finally found a reason to post.