Quote from William Rennick:
THURS. 10/19 2:10pm Dow+11
I've got a few extra minutes to relay the mighty "Crystal Ball's" call. Assiting today is none other than the legendary Howard Cosell. Rennick and the cigar smoking Cosell study the "Ball" for a moment, get into a heated exchange and now only Cosell approaches the mic, after clearing his throat and staring down the studio audience he will now speak:
"Ladies and Gentlemen of the worldwide Internet audience, after taking a studacious look at my dear friend Williams amazing prognastic Orb, I believe this Market is hurt... Angie Dundee , Ali's trainer standing next to me is saying it, you may hear him...DOWN GOES FRAZIER, DOWN GOES FRAZIER, DOWN GOES FRAZIER.... Rennick and his security detail rush the podium to get the crazed Cosell off the mic, Cosell puts up a good fight but is finally tossed from the room,, Rennick now has secured the mic and will speak:
" I WANT THE FRIGGEN NAME OF THE JACKASS WHO LET THAT OLD GEEZER IN HERE!!! Ummm, sorry everybody just some small technical diffuculties here at Rennick Manor,, anywho the mighty "Ball" is calling for a WEAK afternoon"
The Amazing Rennick out![]()
