And yet I continue to reiterate to myself in my head over and over that I cannot do this because it is not real.
In my humble opinion, it is not real as well. It is true that the final PnL looks good, and this is after all the most important number, but your average loss being so much bigger than an average win will, in my opinion, kill you.
I took the liberty of plotting your trades so there is something to discuss. Here are the first two trades. Red dot is a short, black dot is an exit, and in further charts, green dot is a long. Your first short you held on for a very long time until you exited. Seems like you were just hoping and praying. On your second short, this too went against you almost 10 points. I just don't think you can survive taking these big drawdowns and then settling for smaller wins. An 80% win rate, which is what you need to make this combo of risk and reward be mathematically viable just isn't realistic long term.
Jump ahead now to the next trades. Trade 3, the short, why such a small profit here? Unless there was a clear reason, you're going from one strategy to the next it seems where you hang on for a long time, or just take little nibbles.
Trade 5, the long, is a huge problem. Here you hold through a 17 point drawdown and end with just a couple of points profit. Sure it looks good on paper since its a win, but some of these never come back, and with real money trading, these can be detrimental.
Trade 6 and 7 are now just little nibbles, and if you ask me, indicative of fear, so you take what little profit is offered. The rest is kind of all over the place as well.
Now don't get me wrong, I don't know your strategy, so maybe its all good from your end and as intended, but huge losses, huge drawdowns and small wins isn't profitable long term.
Also, I see problems with your data or how your platform handles sim trades. Because you provided time stamps down to the second, it was easy to plot your trades. The trouble is some trades happen outside of where the market was at the time. If you're using market orders, this will of course make a huge difference. And if you're using limit orders, perhaps in the real world, you wouldn't have gotten filled. Notice how in the chart below, these two long trades are off by several seconds, as are the exits. I put the dot exactly where your time stamp indicated, but the market just wasn't there. For other trades, the time stamp lined up nicely with where the market was, but perhaps this was just because price was in a tiny range so even though it was off, there was still time for it to fill at that price.
I know my data is good, and I would expect your data is good too, but why your time stamps are so far off I don't know.