The Big French Challenge

a typical french woman:

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Quote from CrackPipe:

geez dude, you're the only one who has managed to come close! you must be real proud of yourself - i really mean that.
ok, so there 'may' be a contender for a useful french man. any more?




i dont think 1 out of the whole country is really saying too much!

You specifically only asked for one.

Quote from CrackPipe:
08-26-11 07:48 AM
...just one - ...
 
Quote from CrackPipe:

dont embarrass yourself.

read the thread - the thread is about french MEN!! ok i know you like lady-boys, so find it hard to tell the difference, but believe me there is one.

besides, clearly you have never been to france so speak from a position of total ignorance. had you been to france, you would know not all the women are hot, in fact, some are fuckin monsters.

and to answer your question, the nazis didnt invade france for the sake of a few hot women and a stale pastry made with too much butter.

i'd say your ignorant comment has just offended many here on et who's family members fought the nazis for real reasons.

nice you can make a joke about it.




Not at all mon frere, it's nice you can denigrate the French people, on the basis of your own personal, and likely deluded, hatred of french men.

Wot, you mean ET members who have relatives who served against the Japanese in WW2? you mean , Et members, who had relatives who grew up with butter rations? Et members, who had relatives who were minutes away from being in Iraq1?

Oh, wait, perhaps you forgot WW1, where the French fought fucking heroically against the Germans, alongside British and Australian, and Allied troops, only to achieve a big pile of fuck all, when various financiers (THINK ABOUT THAT) overlooked the subsequent danger of the Nationalist Germans.
You mean, those ET'ers?

My only memories of France are being at a lovely farm house, and accidentally stating that the farmers wife had "lovely potatoes" , (slang for boobs in the area) riding a bicycle along many country roads, (trying not to get run over) and attempting to read "Le Monde" in a Parisian city park bench . That's it.
Don't recall anything negative about it, at all.

Not saying their wasn't, I block out negative things.

Maybe you should to, if you carry this much antipathy.

I wanted to live in the south of france, but being around a bunch of Goose torturing, , frog munching mime artists ......I don't know.

Lot of people hate Clowns to.
 
Quote from acronym:

Not at all mon frere, it's nice you can denigrate the French people, on the basis of your own personal, and likely deluded, hatred of french men.

Wot, you mean ET members who have relatives who served against the Japanese in WW2? you mean , Et members, who had relatives who grew up with butter rations? Et members, who had relatives who were minutes away from being in Iraq1?

Oh, wait, perhaps you forgot WW1, where the French fought fucking heroically against the Germans, alongside British and Australian, and Allied troops, only to achieve a big pile of fuck all, when various financiers (THINK ABOUT THAT) overlooked the subsequent danger of the Nationalist Germans.
You mean, those ET'ers?

My only memories of France are being at a lovely farm house, and accidentally stating that the farmers wife had "lovely potatoes" , (slang for boobs in the area) riding a bicycle along many country roads, (trying not to get run over) and attempting to read "Le Monde" in a Parisian city park bench . That's it.
Don't recall anything negative about it, at all.

Not saying their wasn't, I block out negative things.

Maybe you should to, if you carry this much antipathy.

I wanted to live in the south of france, but being around a bunch of Goose torturing, , frog munching mime artists ......I don't know.

Lot of people hate Clowns to.

lol.

buddy, i dont hate french men, i just dont respect them. they are mostly cowards with few morals and even less of a sense of what is correct and proper.

i see your point about WW1 which is why, at the start of the thread i stated AFTER WW2. however, i will include ww2 as their behaviour wasnt exactly becoming of any gentleman.

look at dsk. typical french man. uuugh.

anyhow, seeing as youre clearly in love with french men, please add to the thread and suggest a few names that are real men. only lucram has managed to find anything close so far, and it is my suspicion that his entry was in fact from belgium - something most belgiuns will never admit too (ie being belgiun). Lord knows why - its better than being french as this thread clearly demonstrates.

thank you for your co-operation
 
Quote from Lucrum:

You specifically only asked for one.

indeed i did. however, as i stated in the previous post, i think that chap you mentioned may really have been from belgium, or perhaps french canadian.

dont ask me how i know this, i just do. 'i can feel it in my waters'

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Quote from CrackPipe:

did you know, that in france, if you want to sack someone, you have to pay them 75% of their salary for a whole year!

do you think that will motivate those lazy bastards to get another job?

nope.
Mmmm......having been in the management of a pan-European company I can't recall anyone ever getting that kind of deal in France after a dismissal unless of course they were senior management.
 
Quote from Dragons Teeth:

Mmmm......having been in the management of a pan-European company I can't recall anyone ever getting that kind of deal in France after a dismissal unless of course they were senior management.

it's true!

the french are a bunch of commie, marxist loving fools. they are THE biggest socialists in the world.

i just dont understand how so many of you 'capitalists' and 'republicans' seem to have fallen in love with them. it's very hypocritical any you french lovers should all be deeply, deeply ashamed of yourselves.
 
Quote from Lucrum:

You don't know it moron. He was born in Paris.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marcel_Dassault


You might want to lay off the crack.

who you calling a moron? you've just shot your self in the foot, and blown it clean off!!


1. it states his invention was pre WW2. I'd be grateful if you could follow the ethos of the thread - POST WW2. So, as I suspected, your entry is invalid.

2. It just states he was 'born in Paris' that does not make him french. Did he have french parents?

3. It states he was born a jew. A jews will always consider them selves to be jewish first before any label of country - as countless threads on et have demonstrated.

4. Wikipedia is not a reliable source of information. anyone can post what ever they like on there, so your whole theory falls apart.

Please try again with another nomination, but this time, do try a little harder, and play by the rules - (geez you french or something?)
 
Quote from CrackPipe:

Can ANYONE name one good thing a french man has done since WW2?

just one - that didnt involve running away from trouble or changing his mind after giving his word.


tough one isnt it.

I don't like the French (many frenchies hate Israel), but at least they are kicking muzzie ass in Libya. As long as france kicks on kicking arab ass, I will support them.
 
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